cramp:

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

same rule applies to life

(via alightworm)

sassyandpunk:

have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough

(via ayeprongs)

randaroyce:

European Horror Story: EU Parliament Elections ‘14

(Source: romuvulcan, via mikey-milkovich)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via allisonargxnt)

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via the-clockwork-princess)

graynbow:

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

(Source: happyemil, via theeasymindofafangirl)

Favorite TMI/TID quotes

  • Will Herondale: Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck
  • Jace Herondale: She just asked if she could touch my mango
  • Jem Carstairs: Don't say you are sorry, say you'll train with me
  • Tessa Gray: Are you highly intoxicated at the moment?
  • Clary Fray: I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners
  • Magnus Bane: The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self
  • Izzy Lightwood: Is the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl
  • Alec Lightwood: I‘m a demon hunter, clearly, I am not afraid of the dark
  • Max Lightwood: Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?
  • Simon Lewis: The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass
  • Sebastian Morgenstern: You asked me who I belong to. I belong to you
  • Charlotte Branwell: if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings
  • Henry Branwell: You love me, too, Lottie?
  • Luke Garroway: Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?
  • Jessamine Lovelace: What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
  • Cecily Herondale: You know, you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window
  • Sophie Collins: It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them
  • Gideon Lightwood: What if I were to ask you...
  • Gabriel Lightwood: Father is a worm

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via that-nerd-next-door)